Links To Other Work

Here is a list of everything that I've published elsewhere:

Points in Case

• ​I Am Your Coworker Who Microwaves Fish, and I Cannot Wait to Come Back to the Office

Slackjaw:

• Business Opportunities I Would Actually Be Interested In If Some Random Girl From High School Messaged Me Right Now
• Help! My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is The Snowman From Michael Keaton’s “Jack Frost”
  

Greener Pastures Magazine:

• ​Makeover Guide for People Who Already Wear Their Hair Down and Don’t Have Glasses

Lady Pieces:

• I'm Not Like Other Girls
• The Ultimate Playlist Guaranteed to Get You Laid

BullshitIst:

• U.S. Presidents Ranked on How Much I'd Want to Bang Them
• A shitty old poem I wrote in high school put through Google Translate 12 times​
• I'm an Adult That Can't Drive​
• How to find love in two easy steps: a visual guide
• I never forwarded those chain emails 10 years ago so now I'm prepared to die

Medium:

• Which RER Line Are You?

​How Pants Work:

• The New Republican Healthcare Plan

​Total Sorority Move:

• I'm Proud of My Bottom-Tier Sorority

Movie Time Guru:

• ​Words My Dad Uses Instead of Calling it Anime

Valnet:

• The Things - Author Page 
• The Quiz - Author Page